Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32805729-20191205175234/@comment-32805729-20200131102013

What i would've said to the Legends if i were Barry in the 8th episode of the 3rd season of Flash

Sara: tell us what

Me (if i were Barry): Jax and professor Stein found a message from me in the future saying right now i can't be trusted

Sara: why would future you say that

Me (if i were Barry): i think because i went back in time and i accidentally changed some lives when i got back

Supergirl: some lives like who?

Me (if i were Barry): Cisco, Iris, Wally, caitlin and Diggle

Diggle: Me? What happened?

Oliver: apparently you had a daughter

Diggle: i had a daughter Barry?

Barry: Baby John was baby Sara

Diggle: so you just erased a daughter from my life?

Me (if i were Barry): Hey shut up you piece of a fucking asshole i didn't do it on purpose so you have no fucking right to be angry!

Oliver: okay Barry calm down

Sara: You can't just go back in time and change things like that Barry

Me (if i were Barry): oh look who the fuck is talking. The fucking hypocrite who's always fucking the timeline too

Ray: after spending 8 months correcting timelines you just decided to create 1 of your own?

Me (if i were Barry): What the fuck do you care?! I didn't want any of this to happen! I only wanted to save my mother you piece of a fucking asshole so shut the fuck up!

Oliver: okay Barry we understood. Now calm down and relax

Jax: we should've told them before

Sara: yes of course you should! Do you realize the damage he caused because he missed his fucking mommy?

I steal Oliver's bow and one of his arrows with my powers and i shoot the arrow at one of Sara's legs with the bow

Sara: ahhhhhhh! You hurted my leg you fucking asshole!

Me (if i were Barry): if you insult my mother in front of me ever again the next arrow will go inside your fucking vagina!

Oliver: Barry what the fuck was that?!

Me (if i were Barry): calm the fuck down Oliver! She got what she deserved! Here you have your bow

Felicity: guys the president is in danger

Me (if i were Barry): You guys go. I won't go to fight with a team of selfish assholes. Get the fuck out of here now! Behind creating Flashpoint asking for your help was the 2nd worst mistake i fucking ever made!

Everybody who is angry at me starts to leave and i turn to Supergirl

Supergirl: I'll always trust you but it will take more to convince them

Oliver: Hey guys this is crazy! Hey i won't go without Barry!

Diggle: then you stay here Oliver

Everybody leaves and i turn to Cisco

Me (if i were Barry): Cisco go back to Star Labs, pack your fucking things and when you finish get the fuck out of there, go to your fucking house and never come back!

Cisco: what?!

Me (if i were Barry): you're out of team Flash! You're fired!

Cisco: but why?!

Me (if i were Barry): You exactly know why?! Because I'm fucking sick of you treating me like shit just because i accidentally killed your brother and for making the fucking Legends be unfairly angry at me!

Cisco: you're the worst friend in the world!

Cisco starts to leave while crying out loud

Me (if i were Barry): no! You're the worst friend in the world! For treating me like shit for a whole fucking week and for not trying to understand i didn't want to kill your brother and behind creating Flashpoint and asking for the fucking Legends' help being your friend was the 3rd worst mistake i ever made!

Cisco: ahhhhhhh!!!!

Me (if i were Barry): oh yes cry like a little kid you fucking little piece of a fucking abuser!