Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5441128-20190215211734/@comment-5536445-20190310175713

Xandermcc wrote: Astroarnav wrote: Xandermcc wrote: Smallville Green Arrow: I also am kind of cool. I'm the only Green Arrow that could joke.

Oliver: Yeah, but you have to do it while wearing shades as a mask. Basically anyone who sees Oliver Queen wearing shades will figure out who you are.

Smallville Green Arrow: Yeah, but i only wear shades during a hangover and when would i, a billionaire ever have that happe- oh i now see your point.

Oliver: This makes that time i wore grease paint as a mask seem sensible. Smallville!Green Arrow: Yeah, fine, maybe the shades were a bad idea...(hides face from angry mob) but you've only got about 20 episodes left in your series run, and that's not enough time to get your act together! And knowing your show, that will make me...the ONLY live action Green Arrow that is accurate to his COMIC. BOOK. COUNTERPART!

Oliver: B-But...I...guys, do you mind giving me a hand?!

Classic!Green Arrow: Surely you cannot be serious, you malevolent non-chum!

BATB!Green Arrow: Face it, "Oliver". Your atrocius abortion of adaptation ENDS HERE, fictitious foe of the elseworlds!

Injustice!Green Arrow: Aside from your apparent lack of humor, you really shoulda called your Arrowcave "the Quiver"! That and you shouldn't have given up on Laurel–oh, I'm sorry, I meant DINAH.

Rebirth!Green Arrow: Ooh, let me just take one thing from you (takes Oliver's awesome S4 costume and uses it for himself), there we go! Now, you're full of aggression, you don't look out for the little guy, you NEVER keep yourself or the supers around you in check, and you have no consistent moral standpoint aside from "not failing a city". You may call yourself a Green Arrow, but you're no Emerald Archer.

Oliver: NO! No, you can't do this to me! I will be in people's minds once I'm gone! I am vengeance! I am the NIGHT! I am-

Every other GA in the multiverse: SHUT UP! DCEU Green Arrow: Don't worry Oliver, i still like you.

Oliver: Who the hell are you?

DCEU Green Arrow: I'm one of the many DC Extended Universe characters trapped in development hell.

Oliver: Yeah, but being praised by you isn't saying much so... i'm just going to go... get killed by the Anti-Monitor after a pointless fight with Dante. DCEU Black Canary: Sorry, that was a LexCorp clone.

Oliver: Oh no...

DCEU Black Canary: So Ollie, whadd'ya think of this chump?

DCEU Oliver Queen: Dinah who is this again?

Oliver: (runs away in tears)