Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-1783334-20170918031745/@comment-5441128-20170923072648

Stryzzar wrote: Dragonfly82 wrote: Stryzzar wrote: Dragonfly82 wrote: Stryzzar wrote: Dragonfly82 wrote: Stryzzar wrote:

Xandermcc wrote:

Stryzzar wrote:

Xandermcc wrote:

Barry: Yeah and he is all "I'm Superman"

Superman: What are you saying Mr. Allen? Barry: Uh nice meeting you, gotta run!

*Barry runs off while Flash theme song plays* Supergirl theme plays*

Superman: Going somewhere! Barry: Wha?! How? But I'm the fastest man alive!

Eobard: Oh really?

Zoom: You were saying?

Savitar: I AM THE FUTURE FLASH! Jesse Quick: That's nice, 3 Seasons and 2 Female Token Speedsters and one didn't even survive.

Eobard: No, you are too good, and we have inferiority complex. Right? Guys?

Zoom: You are totally intimidating, that is why I kept you imprisoned.

Savitar: You are the first one to stab me with my own blade. Do you know how demasculinizing that was?

Barry: I have to go buy something because valentines day is coming and if I forget, Iris will kill me.

Savitar: Been there, done that. Wally: Thanks for leaving me out guys.

Savitar: You want me to break your leg again?

Wally: Nah, I'm good.

Superman: What the f**k are all of you speedsters doing on my Earth? Supergirl: What does it make your Earth? I am tired of this. You egotistical credit hog. You barely leave Metropolis and you claim this is your Earth? I had been on a Earth and had done stuff you are too chicken. Do not call it your Earth.

Superman: Is it not?

Supergirl: What was that?

Superman: I did not say a word. Barry: Looks like this is a family matter, c'mon guys everyone give them some space.

Eobard: Who's gonna make us?

*Barry punches Eobard through breach*

Superman: I didn't mean that. You don't have to leave.

Barry: That's a family matter.

(Barry goes into go through the breach.)

Supergirl: Leave me alone.

Superman: See ya.

Supergirl: You are really leaving.

Superman: You said.

Supergirl: You don't know anything how I feel.

Superman: Are you being little too emotional?

(Supergirl is stunned he called her emotional.)

Superman: I am a dead man.

Supergirl: Leave. It's what you are good for. *Mxyzptlk starts eating popcorn*

Kara: Mxyzptlk?! What are you doing here?

Mxyzptlk: Watching you put your cousin in his place just makes you all the more attractive my love.

Kara: You want me to try kill myself again?

Mxyzptlk: Uhh, okay I'll leave you be until this is over. Superman: You should make yourself comfortable. She has decades of repressed emotions.

Mxyzptlk conjures up a sofa and takes off his pants and jacket and sits in his shirt and boxers.

Supergirl: I have to work twice as much every single day in my life. Do you know what I constantly hear?

Superman: What?

Supergirl: Must be great having a famous cousin. Always all I hear is. Superman, Superman, Superman, Superman, if that was not enough. Clark, Clark, Clark, Clark. If I do anything. They say. Your cousin has already did it. Which makes me feel like a total loser like I am copying you to be as famous as you.

Mxyzptlk: Who needs enemies when you have relatives like these.

Superman: Tell me about it.