Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5441128-20190215211734/@comment-27700324-20190320211032

Barry: Fine, i'll hire someone.

(later)

Barry: Interview #1, okay guys what qualifies you both for the job?

Carter Hall: Well both me and my wife have wings and a mace. If that doesn't seem like much, when we die, we can get back on the job in about another 100 years.

Barry: NEXT!

(later... again)

Barry: Interview #2, so what qualifies you Jesse.

Jesse: Maybe the fact that i helped you guys a few times now. I'm surprised i wasn't called this yea-

Nora: A female speedster! Wow, you are so hot.

Jesse: Now i can see why you haven't called me this year. Bye now.

(later)

Barry: So Hartley, what do you think makes you qualified for this job?

Hartley: Well its obvious everyone here is too incompetent to do it compared to me. Just don't give me the security job on Tuesdays cause that is date night for me.

Barry: NEXT!

(later... finally)

Barry: Superman, i'm surprised you applied actually considering how busy you usually are.

Clark: Well i gave the job of protecting the planet to my cousin so now i can sign up for your little security problem. One question, how is the baby proofing situation at S.T.A.R labs?

Barry: NEXT!

(later)

Barry: Interview #39, what qualifies you for the job of S.T.A.R labs security?

Bruce: I'm Batman.

Barry: You are hired.

Bruce: Cool, but can we keep this on the down low from my cousin? I don't want her knowing i have been vacationing since 2015 and giving her all the work in Gotham.