User blog:Nobody700/Arrow Reviews: Episode 47; This fuckin 'Calm' Episode...

Well, it's time. Season 3. Considered by half the fanbase to be the WORST season of arrow. The other considers it 4. I'm on that side. But trust me, season 3 is no cakewalk either. Well, off to the train wreck beginning of this episode.

The Calm
Before I begin, I have to say this. I won't rant about Sara's death. Why? Cause that will be the entire review. I have a thousand things to say, but all I will say is... I'm dissapointed. I expected better. You shown me how great this show can be... And then you do shit like this. You disappointed EVERYONE, and tried to retaliate, but in the end you 'fixed' the problem. When in the end, it wasn't the action... It was the execution, and the fallout. So, let's ACTUALLY, begin our review.

So some robbers head out from stolen stuff while Ollie and Diggle catch up. Ollie stops the shipment of guns and Roy decides to help. Dude, a pigeon has a better chance of helping. So Roy axes cute while Ollie battles his arch nemesis in the rain... RANDOM BADGUY NUMBER 28! Also, trick arrow! Plus, failed city. Remember when Ollie said that? He should say that more. So the news praise the Arrow for his campaign of stopping crimes while swooning the hearts of many teens. Well rage news say the city is full of crime. But Ollie always stops crime.

Felicity got a fern, and Ollie uses this to flirt with her. Ollie praises Roy, and he acts like he shit himself. Felicity says she will make Ollie great again. Diggle has to do something for his wife, and Ollie gives him a present. Dawww, that is so sweet, and so gay. Diggle says to make this straight, Ollie should get a GF, but Ollie is scared. All his GF's either sucked or are now assassins. Or crippled. Or dead. Diggle ships Olicity, and Ollie says okay. What's the worst that could happen?

https://youtu.be/bobp5OHVsWY

Well in flashback China, Ollie tries to escape China by texting on a computer. He is stopped however, by his Kung fu mentor. Well past Ollie gets his ass nailed while Laurel acts like Felicity. Seems they became besties, and Laurel has a present for him! Sex. Ollie says no, so she lets him have a different present. Lance shutting down the 'We hate the Arrow' fan club in the police. Cue Lady Cop bitching about it. Still, I like how the police recognize a hero.

Points: 6

Well the mobsters are angry, while some new guy comes in to take over the mob world. Tobias Church! Wait, that would be awesome. We can't have THAT in season 3. So instead, it's the new and non improved Count Vertigo, only EVEN MORE HAMMY! Also, he became Scarecrow. Why do the shitty episodes of Arrow steal from my shitty ideas? Also, killing random people makes him the boss of the mob. He wants to kill the batman. Or the Arrow. Whichever one. Well Felicity says that OIlie can use his pluck and charm to become CEO again. He wants to date Felicity though. Cue the squealing of millions of Olicity fans. Ollie and Diggle head out to stop some criminal when we see Felicity...

HAH! Just... Her stupid NOT Best Buy outfit is so... Okay, if this episode didn't shit itself in the end, I would have liked this episode. Felicity becomes tech support in blue while Ollie flirts with her. Smooth. Seems also that Lance wants to help. Captain of the police, kicking ass. Ollie thanks him, and they seem like friends. Also, Ollie has a hot date. WITH FLASHBACKS! Amanda tells him that she saved him cause she wants his body. For sex, and to help A.R.G.U.S. Ollie says he will escape. He gets beat up for it. Next, we see... Ray.

Ray Palmer, billionaire, genius scientist, a hero, a legend, and an all around ultimate butt monkey.

I love Ray's character, don't ever let anyone tell you no, but come on! He's the biggest buttmonkey in the Arrowverse, probably only rivaled by Roy. Maybe he even surpasses Roy! Well, I will be mocking him. A lot. Well Ray wants to hire Felicity to his job because he likes quirky blondes. Felicity, in return, helps him hack the US government. Classic job interview. Well Lyla tells the doctor how her basketball under her shit is getting in the way of her pregnancy, and Diggle admits babies scare him. Well Ollie heads in to OH SHIT HIS BOW... Wonder why it never does that again. Well he hides his stuff in the Restaurant to hang with FUCK, FUCK, DAMN YOU SHOW! BLONDES AREN'T SEXY! Graggggghhhhhhh! Well, they start the date that makes most Olicity fans orgasam.

I rate it 3/10. So do the characters. Well Ollie goes on about how Felicity made him find out love was real, while the GPS on his suit is tracked by mobsters. The Count decides to blow up the Resturant. Hmm, a comic book Villain blowing up a Restaurant by using an RPG weapon while our hero is in while he has to save a woman, along with the episode containing the dark flashbacks of how our hero became who he is thanks to the creation of evil people? Hmm... DOESN'T REMIND ME OF ANYTHING!

Well Ollie escapes with Felicity and Roy finds the GPS. Ollie decides time he enough, he has to take out the gang. Lance has to find the boss for him. Felicity comes back from the dead, to seek her revenge. Well Ollie walks in and he is drugged by the Count. The Count hams his way around things, and he says that he knows his greatest fear. The reviews of TMNT 2: Out of the shadows. Well this terrifies Amell... I mean Ollie so much, he loses while Lance has a heart attack. They escape, and Lance is fine. Ollie tells Roy to work, and Roy does so. Diggle has to stay though, and water the fern. Well Ollie and Felicity head out to the meeting while Ollie wakes up to fine a sexy Japanese woman treating him. HEY... THIS IS CHINA! Suspension of disbelief, broken.

Well seems he's at his mentors home. Laurel tells her dad to stop being a hero, he has a heart condition. Lance says he's fine, cause when he drinks, he can do this!

https://youtu.be/0-1qrVlVV9U

Hah, sure. Well Ollie heads in to find his company is being stolen from him, by Ray. Fuckin Ray. Well Ray acts like an asshole. Well some people question why Ray is a dick these first few episodes. My FAN (Emphasis on FAN! As in, NON-CANON!) theory is that he is acting like his brother, who he says is a dick. Most likely, this is how Sydney acts in takeovers, and Ray is trying to copy his brother. Well Ollie gives a speech so good, someone says he should run for mayor. Said no one ever. But after Trump, anything is possible. Ray gives his own speech. He's rich! He wins. Also, he hacked into Felicity. Ouch. Ray says he can save Starling city. Just call it Starcity! No fuckin joke. He wants to call the city Star City, and he thinks that will fix Starling.

Somehow, it works. Damn it Ray, stop being competent! Well Ollie says he can never be the Arrow again. Well Felicity finds the goons at where a heavyweight match is going on. Well Ollie tells Diggle to stay behind, and Diggle is tired of being relegated to being the background. He wants to be a good guy. Ollie says okay. But he also says that Diggle has to listen to him, cause he is going to be a father. Well, while the boxers battle, and hello Wildcat, can't wait for you not to be a character yet have your own episode. Well Ollie and Roy battle the drug dealers. Roy heads out for the bomb, while the lamest boxing match ever goes on. Roy finds the bomb, and Ollie is drugged to see himself in the reviews for season 4.

Ollie: Oh god, Nobody700 is so mean!

Well Sara comes in, kicking ass. Random, but enjoyable. Roy has to cut a wire, while Ollie battles a drug dealer and Sara helps. Roy just freezes the bomb. Suck it Caitlin, Roy is the new ice cold hero. Also Ollie and Sara learn a valuable lesson. Spinning is good. Vertigo says that more Counts will appear. DOUBT IT! Well Ollie and Sara talk with the two seeming great, with Ollie saying he is happy now. Sara gives him a lesson about how he is more then the Arrow. Well Ray stalks Felicity, and outs himself as one.

Poor Stupid Ray Moment: 1

Ray was also hacked by Felicity to have all his stuff fart.

Poor Stupid Ray Moment: 2

That's my Ray! Well Diggle and Lyla are now parents. All to a 6 month baby! Fun fact, she was a he till the doctor cut the penis off. Thank god Flashpoint fixes that! Well with the birth of a baby, everything seems pretty great. Flashback Ollie wants to be freed. His mentor refuses to free him, and he says that his family will suffer if Ollie is freed. Oliver is now guilt tripped. Well at the hospital, Olicity dies. Thank god they fixed it... ONLY TO KILL IT AGAIN! One more relationship, and they get a coupon. So Ollie is called by Barry, who needs help. Huh, wonder what he needs help on. Should. Watch the flash?

Well Laurel and her sis hang, with Sara saying things are looking great. Nothing gonna bring her down. That's when she's killed. Excuse me.

https://youtu.be/NvgU9-SgjcM

Points: 3

Trust me, I want it lower. Episode over.

Score: 3. This was not good. https://youtu.be/Vi2AkC14w4c

MVC: No one. Sara's death ruined it.

MSC: The writers. Fuck them.

Thoughts: Fuck the writers. I'll see you all later.