Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5441128-20190215211734/@comment-5536445-20190222142945

Dragonfly82 wrote: Kevin Keller: Um, what?! Do you know what I have to do to even find love? You live in this pale pink world of milkshakes and first kisses and whether you're gonna date Archie or Jughead, and you get those choices, but I don't. Because WHY?! This is what I've got, me and stalking random guys in the woods!
 * Kara: Well, sometimes, I can not stop to envy bisexuals and lesbians. They have it so much easier with relationships.

(Joaquin: Do I mean nothing to you anymore?!)

Kara: Kevin Keller from Riverdale? Why is he here?!

Monitor: Sorry, my bad.

Barry: He - uh...got lost during the Crisis, he hasn't stopped annoying us since.

Kara: Which crisis again?

Barry: The one with the other Clark, and the one that Dragonfly82 completely missed out on.

Kara: Ah, I see. Well Kevin, get the heck outta here. We have a policy of COMIC-ACCURATE CHARACTERS ONLY!

Kevin: Comic-accurate?

Kara: Until you stop bitching about your sexuality or making sassy comments that make your preferences visible from space, and until you actually act like a non-sassy and less exaggerated stereotype, you aren't allowed here AT ALL, along with your pathetic and broody Riverdale friends too!

Kevin: You can't-

Kara: One more misinformed comment about the LGBTQ community and I'll throw you into the goddamn sun!

Kevin: HAH! TO DO THAT WOULD BE CONTROVERSIAL BECAUSE THAT MAY NOT BE THE APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO MY LONELINESS AND OUTCASTED FEELINGS!

Alex: Either I'm speechless, or Kevin here just ripped out my tongue for egrandizing and grouping all LGBTQ people into one stereotype.