Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5536445-20190416045240/@comment-5536445-20191020055101

Barry: Say, I feel we're forgetting something...

Oliver: Like what?

Barry: An important plotline that got shoved over when more details about my show started popping up...and when you announced you'd be getting a sense of humor.

Oliver: Yeah...wonder what it could be... -- (Horrible gutting and screaming)

Deadpool: YOU FINALLY GONNA DO IT, YOU F@$K?!

Tom Rothman: (sobbing in pain) I dunno what you want me to dooohoohoooo....

Deadpool: DON'T BULLSHIT ME, ROTHMAN! The last time you were left in charge with Marvel rights, YOU SEWED MY F#CKING MOUTH SHUT! The last time you were left in charge of cinematic comic books, you hired BRETT RATNER to REPLACE SINGER!

Tom Rothman: But Singer turned out to be an assh--

Deadpool: SHUT UP! And now you got your grubby dirty f@#king nails all over Spider-Man! And all for what?! A Teeny TERRIBLE Titans crossover? (A/N: I don't mean that btw) ANOTHER goddamn CINEMATIC UNIVERSE WITH YOUR $HIT VENOM MOVIE? Not on my watch, motherf&@#er!

Tom Rothman: What do you want me to do?!

Deadpool: Get your goddamn motor mouth back into that conference room, sort it out, get me a ticket into the MCU WITH R-RATED MOVIES, and give Spidey back you F&CK! And if you don't, then you better lawyer up, assmunch, cause I'll make sure that mouth never sees the light of day ever again! -- Barry: Nah, it was probably nothing.

Oliver: Yeah. Come on, we've got an anti-matter wave to deal with after it just destroyed Earth-2.

Barry: Yeah, the anti-matte-e--wait, WHAT?! Earth-2 is GONE?! -- MCU Spider-Man: (fades back into existence)

MCU Spider-Man: OH, AWH! YES! YEAHAHAAA! I'M ALIVE! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

Mephisto: About that...you only have one more movie in this new deal.

MCU Spider-Man: GODDAMNIT!