Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5536445-20190416045240/@comment-5536445-20190722014204

Xandermcc wrote: Hercules: Also why am i here too?

Star-Lord: Same reason Thor is with us now. The iconic status. Honestly, Marvel owns the X-Men and the FF now. Why don't they just use them instead of trying to make mainstream versions of the Eternals? Mr. Fantastic: We're getting ready, just give us a moment!

Invisible Woman: Yeah, we've been stuck on Doomworld reconstructing the Multiverse after Secret Wars blew it all to hell! Give us some time to come back!

Thing: That's just the New Yorker way o' sayin' we got fizzed outta Marvel.

Phoenix: Wait, where's Johnny?

Thing: Lack o' screen-time an' character-development'll do 'hat to ya.

Phoenix: Do what? I can't even see him.

Thing: Exactly.

Mr. Fantastic: Almost done...

Wolverine: It's the goddamn multiverse. How the hell're they gonna finish it?

Deadpool: F*ck if I know.

Phoenix: Hmm...okay, I got it.

Deadpool: W-What?

Phoenix: Beast, crash into and destroy Doomworld.

Beast: Sure.

Phoenix: We're gonna bomb so bad that it'll save the Fan4! Do it!

Deadpool: WAIT! WAIT, NONONONONONO I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED DEADPOOL THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF|*,.

Feige: Don't worry, DP, we're sorting you out.

Deadpool: You better sort it out, or this comment ain't going to age well.