User blog:Nobody700/Arrow Reviews: Episode 48; Dead lovers, best friends, and Missing sisters.

So, fun fact, I never saw this episode. Mostly cause of rage. So my first time watching this. Let's go.

Sara
Also why not call this episode 'Before the storm'?

So he gang reference Flash when... They see Sara. Everyone just kinda doesn't believe this. Especially Oliver. To him, Sara is the woman who can't die. Too see her truly dead, he's probably can't even process it. Any second... She'll be just like herself. Everything will be the same. So past Ollie is made to kill his target. His target... Is Tommy. Awkward. Wonder if Ollie shoots him. So Laurel tells Oliver stories about Sara, and she is pissed. She and Oliver make a pact to destroy whoever it was. Yeah, Thea is so dead. Oliver though, says that Lance needs Laurel, and vice versa. Laurel says no, it will kill him. Thankfully, no bars. Character development!

Points: 6

Ollie calls Thea, just wanting to hear her voice. He heads out to see the spot where she died, and using his bat deduction... I mean arrow deduction, is able to tell who was able to kill her from where. An archer. Diggle comes to Ollie, telling him that while this needs revenge, Ollie needs to keep a calm head. Ollie agrees while sharpening his arrow and giggling about death. Lance calls and tells Ollie he thinks someone peed in his cornflakes. I would laugh if Ollie wasn't depressed about knowing his daughter died. So he tells him about the archer, who is going after people. The archer is here, shooting people. So Felicity mentions how Sara had small hands, while Roy wonders why he's even here.

Also nice touch to have Felicity compare her death to one of the family. So the gang find the archers latest murder victim, and they head out. Well Ollie refuses to shoot Tommy. Wonder why. His mentor plans to fail him, but Ollie prefers an F- over murder. His mentor wants Tommy dead. Oh man, if Waller knew who his dad was... I would bet she wouldn't be so happy to shoot. Well Roy is called out for searching the Internet. Normally it wouldn't count, but this episode is depressing, and needs it.

Level 8: The Eternal put upon weenie mode achieved

Well Roy isn't watching celebrity side boob while crying and masturbating, but found Thea. She's in another country. Felicity gets pissed at Ray, and heads out to rant at Ray calling him a scummy stalker.

Poor Stupid Ray moment: 4

Felicity will never work for Ray. Seems Ray bought the store she works at. Or the company. Well, Ray is FUCKIN CREEPY! Just... God. Felicity quits. Because Ray is creepy. Ray acts like a 'Nice Guy' and I'm wondering if Ray is acting like his brother, I wonder how creepy his brother is. Well Felicity retreats while Ray plans his next stalker move. Hiding in her closet. Ollie finds some guy who say the attack and Punches him in the dick. Harsh. I like it. Well the guy says Casey Jones did it, but they learn it's Komodo, framing him. Well Komodo is nothing like himself in the comics. They find out that Komodo is a mommas boy who called her. Dawww, that's sweet. Now use that fact to kick his ass! Well Ollie finds him, and they do battle. Archer style. Or they would, if Komodo wasn't a pussy who runs away.

Fuckin Komodo. So they battle with BOW AND ARCHERY ON MOTORCYCLES! Damn it, not as ridiculous as Card games on motorcycles. Well Komody wins the battle and he runs away before Ollie gets up. Laurel is pissed that Komodo got away the most. Well Ollie refuses to kill his brother. Well Tommy is awesome.

Instead of a character analysis, let me tell you why Tommy is amazing. He gets ONE TEENSY WEENSY Bit of info Oliver is alive. What does he do with it? Go out to Hong Kong to find him. Fuck everyone else in Oliver's life at this point, Tommy was Da man!

Points: 7

Power of friendship, Beeyatch! Well Tommy is drugged. Laurel heads in to do what she does to all people harassed by crazy mercenaries. Harass him. Ollie gets pissed waiting to find Komodo, and Felicity tells him that she is a little bit out of her head since Sara died. She does accuse him of being cold, but does pull back finding what she said cruel. Ollie says that he has to be cold because everyone depends on HIM to find Sara. Felicity says he could cry, but Oliver says boys can't cry... Was a movie he hated. Oliver fears he will die as a vigilante, and Felicity runs off, saying she refuses to do what is told. Well Laurel shows off her new likability by breaking a man's arm to get info.

Points: 6

First of all, torture never works, I should know. Second, dick move, and not the cutesy 'Oh he hurt him, I like it' kinda move, I mean the 'YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!' Lastly, fuck you Laurel, you don't know if he knows anything about Sara... Because you KNOW HE DOESN'T! Well she asks WTF, and he tells her he made a deal to set up a oil pipeline. Well Komodo kills him cause no one cares. Laurel spends this time staring because she is a moron. Maybe she's afraid of people who aren't hospital victims? Ollie tries to call Thea while Roy looks like a deer in headlights. Diggle supports Ollie while Roy confesses. Not only did he wet himself, but Thea is out of the country. He tells her that Thea left them. Ollie... Breaks his arm. Oh, he's not a psycho? Good, he's just dissapointed. Well Lance checks on his little arm breaker, and wants to know WTF.

Laurel tells Lance she wants to help people. Lance says don't worry, her sister can do it. Sara is awesome. Did you know Lance loves her? He would just DIE if anything bad happened to her. Laurel eeps and runs away, telling the gang the info. Well Felicity finds the next target, and sees he's heading to the meeting at Ray Palmer technologies. Well Ollie heads out, telling Laurel to stay behind. He says Laurel would stand no chance. He heads out while Laurel pouts and stares at her gun. Ray heads into his meeting to tell people of his new pitch... Star City. God, that is a dumb idea. He also gives away all his money for helping Star City. Huh, Ray is being nice. Well that's interrupted so Komodo can assassinate his target. Komodo disapproves of Rays ideas.

Poor Stupid Ray Moment: 5

Well Ollie and Roy take on Komodo and kick his ass with ease. He may be one of the best assassins in the world, but Oliver is just as good, and Roy is a perfect meat shield. Well Laurel comes in, wanting to shoot Komodo. Thank god Diggle and Felicity didn't bother to stop her. Laurel wants to kill Komodo, and Komodo confesses he didn't kill her, having no idea who she was. Laurel tries to shoot him, but Ollie took the bullets out. They head out, with Ollie ready to spank Laurel for what she did. Well as it turns out, Komodo's innocence is proven. He can go... After he is punished for his crimes. Ollie also tells Laurel to tell Lance about Sara. She heads out and Lance asks what's up?

Well Laurel is a coward, and doesn't tell. I'm certain THIS WON'T END BADLY! Well the gang bury her. Felicity, as a respectful person, throws dirt on the coffin. Her Jewish tradition outweighs Sara's antisemitism. Wait, Sarah hated Jews. Never mind. Everyone becomes Jewish, and throws dirt on her coffin. Except Laurel, who finds the whole thing perverse. I find it more kinky. Laurel is broken up by how no one will know who she was. Personally, she wants a statue in case she dies. Diggle tells Laurel they are naming their kid Sara. Laurel rates it 6/10.

Well Ollie finally torture porns someone else... His best friend. Well Ollie pretends to be a kidnapper. Tommy is broken up while Ollie looks awful for pretending that he is dead. Well the police come and Oliver runs away, while we see Ollie's partner accidentally got the slutty cop outfit. Ollie, back home, is now cooling down and decides that he has to find Thea. Maybe she received character development? I say yes. Well Ollie tells Diggle... He doesn't want to die as the Arrow, but as Ollie. Diggle promises him he WILL die as Oliver. Thankfully, Eobard confirms it. Well Felicity decides to work for Ray, because fuck reasons.

At Corto Maltese, we see Thea has learned the ancient art of stunt double, and is able to fight now. Malcolm taught her well. Also, her hair is exactly like Alex's. Lesbian confirmed?

Score 6: Slightly above average https://youtu.be/6YMPAH67f4o

MVC: Tommy. Best, friend, ever!

MSC: Laurel. Breaking arms is not the way to go.

Thoughts: Despite what I thought, I liked the episode. Sara's death is still a sting, but the characters act the way they should, with a little kerfuffles from Laurel, and Thea being badass is cool.