Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5441128-20190215211734/@comment-5536445-20190320011821

Braniac-5: Boy, I wonder how Winn is doing dealing with Braniac-1...I ought to call him!

(opens temporal face-time)

Brainiac-5: Hello Winn! How goes your adventure with the Legion?

Winn: HELP ME!

Brainiac-5: Excuse me?

Winn: HELP! ME! GET ME OUT OF HERE, NOW!

Brainiac-5: But why? I thought you were content with your stay in the 31st centur-

Winn" YOUR "DISTANT" RELATIVE JUST SHRUNK MOGO THE LIVING PLANET AND VIVISECTED DAWNSTAR IN FRONT OF MY F***ING EYES, MAN! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME HE WAS THIS SCARY!

Brainiac-5: Oh, I'm sure that my ancestor is not as frightening as your human mind is making him out to-



Brainiac-5 (shivering in fear): I...fear...I...have to call yo-you back.

Winn: NO! NO! DON'T IGNORE ME! DON'T YOU HANG UP, BRAINY!

Brainiac-5: No, really - I have to...uh - there's some...racism going on here...I-I really can't help you, sorry...

Winn: WHY YOU STUCK-UP COLUAN SON OF A GLITCH, I'M GONNA- (gets mutilated by Brainiac)