User blog:Nobody700/Arrow Reviews: Episode 24; City of reviewers.

HOLY CRAP GUYS, SEASON 2! Everyone loves this season, but is it as good as they say it is? Well, that's the most important thing to find out, let's start!

City of Heroes
So Ollie is starring in his newest promo for Tarzan, where he sees Diggle and Felicity coming in through CGI planes. They jump out, freaking Felicity out to no end. They head out on the island of Lian Yu, where we see Bobby's dead mask. Again... Not how he died.

Fans: BOOK...

SHUT UP! So Felicity steps on a land mine, but Ollie tells Diggle to fun, while he saves her, letting an explosion go. He lays on top of her, half naked and sweaty. Is this my fanfic? So Ollie takes them to his plane home, and he acts like a very polite house guest, but doesn't want to go home. He's done, and he blames himself for not saving Tommy faster. Nah, I blame... Carly! Yeah, fuck her. Diggle says his family needs him, and so does their company. Also her... She needs her dental. Diggle also needs him. For sex. So Ollie remembers how he battled Slane in this exact planet, fighting for dear life in a struggle epic as time itself... As fun. Slade tells him to stop staring at Shado booty, and Slade enjoys beating the ever loving shit out of Ollie. So Slade chocks the chicken in front of Shado. How pleasent. But, the gang see that people are here.

So back at. Starling, the Glades look like Detroit. I love Detroit jokes. Oliver sees some guy named Blood, and asks who he is. Diggle says he's a politician trying to become mayor. So Felicity shows him Isabel Rochev, played by Fandoms 'SQUEE' actress Summer Glau. So Ollie asks about Thea, and we see her sexually harassing Roy, who is angry when she learns Roy is going around fighting crime. Roy says he will be like the vigilante, but Thea says he will never come back. Ollie comes back. Oliver is disgusted by Roy's presence, trying hard not to barf on Roy. He finds it weird that Thea, who isn't 21, can run a bar. Thea still hates Moria, but Ollie defends her. Hmm... I'm conflicted. I like Moria... But Thea is right. Points for making this a real argument show.

Points: 6

So the show mentions a particle accelerator, WHICH IS NOT IMPORTANT AT ALL, and the news reports that Oliver is back, ready to get laid! So at a party, the mayor sucks the vigilantes dick, and Laurel is there, being besties with DA. The mayor tries to give a speech, but oh darn, he failed the city. They blame the mayor for somehow not knowing about an earthquake machine, and is gunned down by Hood imposters. Can I say, I am a sucker for evil copycats of a hero? I always wanted Batman to do one, but at best we got the hockey pad at Dark Knight, and the sons of Batman in the best Batman comic ever, the Dark Knight returns. Yeah, I say it is. I don't know why, but an evil copy cat gang of a hero always makes me smile. So they try to get the DA, and Laurel tries to be badass but is taken down by the BMX Hoodies.

They have their guns on her, and my body becomes hard. Then they don't shoot her. FUCKIN COCKTEASE! So Lance comes in to make sure Laurel is okay, with the DA saying the hoods are messing things up. So Lance's boss sees Lance talking to his daughter, and comes in saying 'Ahh, making sure she is okay? FUCK YOU! GO HOME OR GET SHOT!' Well, fuck you too mister. So Ollie comes in to see if Laurel is okay, and I go BLEH, BLEH, ALL MY BLEH! Too many all caps I say. He apologizes for leaving, but... She says it's okay?! What, you mean she thinks that Ollie needs alone time after his best friend time, and doesn't say 'How dare you?!' Well hot damn I must be in heaven surrounded by 20 virgins!

Points: 7

Well she says she made a mistake, sleeping with Oliver. Morally, she doesn't regret the actual action. Slade taught him MANY things. Shado helped. ;D She says that they sorta maybe maybe cheated on Tommy. I say...

https://youtu.be/GWV4e3_DBn8

Wow, I can't believe I used a friends reference. Take away half those virgins as punishment! Well Ollie apologizes for Sara, and from now on, I shall stop making that stupid Sarah joke. So...

R.I.P, Sarah: 2016-2016; She died the way she lived... As a joke.

So Ollie is a wee bit angry at Diggle for tricking him, and Diggle says the town needs help. Vigilante help. Oliver says get Daredevil, but Diggle says Daredevil is too busy being beaten up by his friends. So the vigilantes are a LITTLE pissed that Ollie gets all the love while they murdered the mayor. Somehow, they blame Oliver for everything because they are dick weasels. So Roy makes a joke about Thea being on drugs, and she strangely does not like it. She also mentions she owns his money, and his balls.

Level 4: Super Duper Weenie mode achieved.

Ahh, my favorite joke. So Roy says that Thea should see her mom. Thea rips Roys balls off, and ditches his ass. Roy says she is hurting herself, and she takes away his paycheck. Forever. So Ollie heads to the board meeting, and says he's late. Now, I must say, Isabel is a bitch. But oh boy, she is an enjoyable one. She's like Azula. You know she's a bitch, but you love how she is, cause she is smart, smooth, badass, and dangerous... While also a complete asshole. So, whenever I say she is a bitch, and I will... It's a compliment. Laurel though, is not. So she enjoys making Ollie feel like a little bitch, and she rips him apart like he was paper. She tells him he got wrecked, hard. So the hoods come in, but Diggle fights back.

Ollie says Isabel, and Felicity takes out a bad guy. He jumps out a window, and swings to another. Yeah, they are covered in blood and scars... Or just messy hair. Sure. So Ollie apologizes to Isabel, and she ditches him. Lance comes there, wearing the worst outfit ever. Damn, what did Lance do to his boss, sleep with his wife? So he asks if the hood is back, but Felicity says no. Oliver tells the gang that he doesn't want to be the vigilante anymore, because... He doesn't want to kill anymore. Felicity asks why he cares, but Diggle knows. I really like this scene, and... I have to say this. I may get some hate, but let me explain.

Oliver not wanting to kill... Makes more sense then Batman and Superman ever has. Oh yeah, I WENT THERE! What are Batman and Supermans reasons? Batman doesn't want to kill because his parents die, and never wants to see it again. Okay, good reasons. Superman doesn't kill because he wants to be an idol, not a killer. Again, good. But Oliver hates killing because... He was good at it. Every single person he ever fought, he could have killed. But he didn't, because every time he does... A little bit of Oliver dies. That man with the gun? Dead... And so does the little boy who believed in Santa. The assassin with the knives? Dead... And so is the kid who kissed his first love. Kill the man who mentored him... And he loses one of his greatest friends. Oliver is disgusted by the death around him... And Tommy was the line. He was the limit. Tommy died, thinking Oliver was a murderer. He may have said he still loved Oliver as a friend... But he never liked the Hood. The Hood is not Oliver... When he is. Oliver IS the Arrow. But Oliver isn't a murderer. The Arrow is. So something must change. Oliver... Must change. He must become someone he once was, while keeping his current identity.

That's why, Oliver gaining a no kill rule, is one of my favorite ideas.

Points: 9

So Ollie heads to find a way to save his company, while Slade uses flashbacks to find some guys. Shado heads out to be a hunter, but a gun goes off. Fuckin Shado. So the two head out after her. At the local prison, where Orange is NOT the new black, Moria and Ollie talk for the first time in a while, with her apologizing for... Kinda being evil. She says she blames herself for Tommy, but Oliver says it's just Malcolm he blames. That's why Malcolm shall be killed the next time they meet... RIGHT?! RIGHT?!



So at the party, DUBSTEP WOMP WOMP WOMP Thea tells Roy she will look for her mom, when Roy stops getting his ass kicked. That's the day when I actually start liking Rob Liefield! So the hoods come in, wanting Ollie, and they decide to start killing people. Roy tries to be a hero, and sees one guy has missing fingers. So they have a Mexican standoff, with a distinct lack of Mexicans. One of the hoods kidnap Thea, and Roy does jack shit because he wet himself. So at the club, Lance tells Oliver what happened, and Ollie heads downstairs... Time to ARROW UP! Felicity upgrades the place, and I like the new look. It's better then 'GRUNGE' basement. She did keep the Salmon Bar... Because her woman parts moan when he uses it.

So she finds the place where they are hiding, where all the guys in the 'We Are Hoods' club has lost loved ones in the glades. Well that's harsh... But killIng people to get a guy to kill who didn't even have anything to do with it sorta stops me from feeling sympathetic. So Ollie must save his sister, without killing. Okay... Sorta hard. So at CGI Island, because for everything that changes, everything stays the same. They see the guys holding Shado hostage, wanting to find some graves. Ollie heads out kicking ass, while Slade puts some fuckers down. Ollie goes Donkey Kong on one guys ass, tearing his head off. So the Hoodies argue about killing Thea, cause she is a little kid, while she says her mom isn't evil. Aww, how sweet. She explains that she forgave her mother. The others though, don't.

Thankfully, Ollie came in, and he's pissed. He kicks some ass, while not killing. The head Hood says that Ollie showed them how to be evil, but he has none of it and arrows him. But, he doesn't kill him, because he wants to stop that. Unless you are the Count, some village guy, Ra's, and Damien. I am fair though, so I will let one slide. Try to guess who. He gives the guys to Lance, saying he will stop killing. So at Tommy's tombstone, which will be retconned to something else and people will still say that he is still alive, he says he wants to date Laurel. She says yes, no, maybe, roll a dice 32 for me to say yes. She blames the Hood for killing Tommy. I will... Explain that later. I will. Trust me... I will. So Thea sees Moria, and they have a sad scene. So Isabel tells Oliver that he will suffer, die, and be poor. Oliver says fuck that noise, Walter is here, and he says 'This is my one real scene in Season 2, I'll be gone forever now, BYE!'

So Ollie tells Isabel to fuck off, cause he won this round. He thanks Walter, and Walter wants his paycheck, he has to go snort cocaine off a hookers butt crack. Ollie and Felicity talk of finding new ways to be weird. So Ollie stares at his flashback victim, and Slade wonders who these new guys are, and we see... THEY HAVE A BOAT! DUN DUN DUN! So Roy is called by Thea, and he sees a rape. Roy goes off to stop it, because he's a nice guy. But he gets his ass kicked, because he is a weenie.but then... A BLONDE WOMEN WITH A STAFF AND IN LEATHER COMES IN, KICKING ALL THE ASS! Holy shit, THAT WAS BLACK CANARY!

Points: 10

This show just got good! OMG! So everyone is happy that Ollie is back in the game, and he says they have to become something better. From now on, the Hood is dead. He is now... The Arrow. I, however, will just stop calling him the Hood. It'll be, from now on, 90% Ollie, 6% Oliver, and 4% Arrow.

Score: 10! An epic episode and must watch. https://youtu.be/wDajqW561KM

I have added a new feature! MVC, for Most Valuable Character (As in the best character in an episode) and MSC, for Most stupid Character (As in my least favorite Character)

MVC: Oliver, for his new non kill rule and being generally cool all the time.

MSC: Lieutenant Pike, for being a douchebag to Lance for no reason.

Thoughts: Compared to Season's ones opening, I adore this one! Oliver not killing is great, the show is taking a new route with being more comic but still incredibly realistic, Laurel being tolerable (FOR NOW), and the bad guys are a gimmick I like. Plus, BLACK CANARY! Plus, the flashbacks promise to be very intriguing. All in all, this helps make people glad to see Season 2, and for good reason.