User blog:Nobody700/Arrow Reviews: Episode 37; Laurel gets what she deserves.

Oh man, this episode... YES, YES, AND SO MUCH YES!

Time of Death
So Ollie goes off on... No, not yet. Sadly. But it will be. So a couple of guys head out to do their job... Committing crimes. One of the fastest growing job markets out there, I hear. Personally I stopped committing crimes when my dad was fired. By fired, I mean set on fire. So they steal what they need, and are told to stop. They don't, and are confronted by a guard they shoot. Their handler is pissed, but helps them out anyway while Lance sits on his ass watching criminals get away. They are able to escape into a crowd of Hillary/Trump supports. Damn, they are clever, no one likes political rallies. So Ollie, Sara, and Diggle battle with sticks. The three begin to compare scars. Ollie's scars are mostly from Brava. Felicity has war scars as well from the dentist. Sara also makes fun of the Lance family's gravest flaw, which she is not afflicted with. Nice to see her burn the stupidity of everyone.

Points: 6

So the flashback gang see a plane, and try to call for it. Too bad a rocket hits it. Damn you Ivo! So the handler, Clockman, starts referencing War and Peace while killing some fools. So everyone parties at the Queen's, while Sin outs herself as having a zombie fetish. No wonder she never became a character. Ollie calls Laurel to say if she wants to come, and Lance tells him don't even bother. He apologizes to Ollie, and he says that while past Ollie was an asshole, Oliver has grown. It's a great scene, and you can see why I'm pissed he regressed as a character in Season 3.

Points: 7

So Ollie and Moria bitch at each other, while Lance and River are glad to see Sara is alive, and this time, not as that bitch Sarah. Oh, didn't I kill that joke? Oh wait, just like Sara, IT CAME BACK ALIVE! So Ollie and Lance are called to deal with a murder in the Glades. They reference Kord (Poor, Poor Kord.) and it seems the thing that was stolen let's them Rob any bank. So Felicity tries to be badass, while Sara shows her actually how to punch. Ollie comes in, seeing Felicity in her 'I wanna be a badass' outfit and finds it weird. He tells her to do her job. So the flashback gang find the plane is useless, and Sara finds the pilot is 28% alive. She decides to comfort him. Lance heads in to see Laurel, who is drunk, on drugs, on poison, and took her bitch pills.

Bitch Pills: Makes you 75% more likely to be a Bitch. Recommended among already pretty big bitches. Approved by Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Nobody700.

So Lance says be cool, and quit being a douche bag. Laurel says nah. Lance goes to work, and Laurel decides she does want to see everyone. Dear god, what is your scheme woman? They begin to rob a place, but Ollie and Sara come in. Seems Clockman has hacked into Felicity's server, and makes a train crash to stop them. Ollie heads out for the bus while Sara heads after Clockman and his goons. Felicity can't do anything, so Ollie must stop the bus. WITH HIS HERCULEAN STRENGTH! Or... Standing in front of it. That's just as good.

Oliver: I am the Hulk!



So Thea asks why Ollie hates Moria, and Ollie says 'eh' and runs off. Felicity says the place is super unhackable, and Sara uses SCIENCE to find out about Clockman. She sees that it seems Clockman... Has watched Batman and Robin. It's a terminal disease. It afflicted everyone who watches it. They head out to find him, but it seems he placed a device in there. It lets him hack them, and he begins to be creepy, saying he can get anyone no matter what. He also makes... The computers explode.

COMPUTERS CAN'T EXPLODE! Short fry? Maybe. Explode? NO! STOP DOING THIS SHIT ARROW!

Ollie decides to make bait for Clockman, while Sara heads home to her family. Ollie decides to come with. Sara agrees. Human shield. So Diggle tells Felcity not to feel bad. Felicity says Sara is replacing her, but that's not true. She still has uses. Like... Dancing. Wait, Caity Lotz is a professional dancer? Well, Felicity is useless now. Ollie and Sara come over, and Laurelacts like a jerk. Lance acts... Happy, which is always creepy. Lance is under the impression River will stay in Starling. Poor guy... River is getting married. To this bozo.

https://youtu.be/d8T0y-j70Rk

Laurel decides to blame Sara for ISIS, World War 2, and for Jesus dying. So Sara has a better time helping a dying man who wants her to escape the island and make sure his daughter is safe. Sin.

WELL HERE IT IS, BITCHES! THE MOMENT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE I STARTED THIS ENTIRE REVIEW SERIES!

Laurel goes off the rails at Ollie, and he asks her why she is fucking her life over, blaming everyone. He felt bad for her at everything, but now she has become insane. His life sucks right now more then she thinks, and she is a literal bomb of hating everyone. He is done being her bitch, and he refuses to be her human target. He tells her she can get drunk, do drugs, or even die. He has finally come to his wits end with her.

Just... Wow.

Points: 10

Oliver has finally grew up. He is done with someone who would be considered by what actual psychologist would call, a toxic love. Kudos to Ollie, actually telling her off for everything this season. So he leaves, while she is sad.

Felicity though, will have to wait. I hope she gets hers soon. Also, she's at the money, making sure it is safe. Because damn it, she's a moron. Ollie, Sara, and Diggle all head in just to say 'WTF' while she looks sad. Clockman hacks her again, mocking her and turning the gas on, ready to cause an explosion. Felicity finds a way to find him, while Ollie wrecks his goons. Diggle becomes the black Hulk, and stops the gas from exploding. Felicity saves Sara, while Clockman rants about wanting to save his sister. Felicity makes his cellphone explode.

CELLPHONES... Can explode. BUT NOT THAT WAY!

So Felicity is patched up while on drugs. She has also taken a bullet for someone. Man, one of the top 10 things to say. She was just a wee bit jealous, while Ollie says she will never be replaced. Oh, I wish she was. So Ollie and Sara drink their problems away. So Laurel comes in, and apologizes for everything. That's nice. I still like the burn. So Sin comes in, and she and Sara hang around. So at he plane, Ollie finds a parachute. Could be useful. Lance and Laurel reconcile at AA. Ollie and Moria talk it out, while Moria introduces Oliver... To Slade.

Score: 10! An epic episode and must watch. https://youtu.be/wDajqW561KM

MVC: Oliver. That speech... DAMN!

MSC Laurel. Because we needed that speech.

Thoughts: Dat speech... Well, along with Clockman being a great threat, Slade coming in, and Felicity wanting to grow up is great. This episode marks one of the many reasons why Season 2 is beloved by many. Including me.