Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5441128-20181021071810/@comment-5536445-20190117220157

Aquaman: By the way, guys, I just wanted to take a bit of time to appreciate one Zack Snyder for what he did with my movie.

Kara: What?

Aquaman: Thanks to him, we were able to retcon a ton of things about me from Justice League, and make me a much more lovable character.

Kara: Wait, w-what's going on?

Aquaman: After all, who would've wanted to see me spout tons of "teenage boyfriend sexual humor" like in Justice League? I also doubt no one would've wanted me to make all kinds of dirty jokes like in the Whedon cut to Mera.

Kara: Am I superhearing this correctly?!

Aquaman: I mean, yeah, a few were made here and there, but nothing was Michael Bay levels of insulting! So points, Zack!

Zack Snyder: Thanks for the compliment, Aquaman! If anyone wants more info, check this out: https://comicbook.com/dc/2019/01/17/aquaman-zach-snyder-fixed-joss-whedon-justice-league/

Kara: This can't be happening! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

Aquaman: I can feel your arguments and arguments about Zack Snyder being a demon crashing down, and I'm only able to actually do that with fish.