Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5536445-20190416045240/@comment-5536445-20191023061923

Old Man Rogers: Wow...it's incredible how fast things can change...

Ghost Tony: I can't believe it...the Arrowverse...they pulled through.

Old Man Rogers: It was humiliating to see their characters in shambles...but now they've cleaned themselves up. It's so heartwarming to see them finally able to catch up to our level of hype...

Oliver: Hey, guys? Can I just say something? L-Look, we're two months away from the big day, and I just want to say that...thank you all. So much for building this multiverse together. I know I started out quite the opposite of the guy I was supposed to be, but I know things are going to change. I know that we can inspire hope because we are the best of humanity. This is the fight of our lives, we WILL win against the Anti-Monitor, and we're going to prove to all the Marvel fans why we're here. To Truth. To Justice. To the American Way...and to Hope.

Barry: Here here.

Kara: Well said.

Monitor: He is ready.

Sara: Aye.

Clark: Alright...

Bruce: This should be interesting...

Dick: F#ck Marvel.

Robotman: I haven't felt this inspired since I beat up an alligator to get a guy's watch!

Kingdom Come Superman: Let's make this a crisis worth remembering.

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Old Man Rogers: Look at 'em go, wrapping up their new generation of heroes. They don't even need our help...even though I would have gladly done so.

Ghost Tony: Part of the journey is the end...and I regret doubting them.

Old Man Rogers: So...Tony, remind me how things are going on the other side of the Endgame Train?

Ghost Tony: Uhh...

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Anakin: Well Luke, I can't believe this is how we go out. We taught Rey everything, but that damn director didn't bother showing how she trained at all. Our entire mythos and the moral of our story is ruined.

Luke: A nostalgic trailer that confirms terrible plot leaks and proves that our legacy has been shredded numerous times over? I'm really starting to regret hiring Jar Jar Abrams to map out the final trilogy.

Anakin: It could have redeemed me from the dark side in the eyes of the audience...with a CAMEO.

Luke: It could have proven how far I have come in studying the ways of the Jedi. But now I'm an exiled guy that poor Rian Johnson didn't know what to do with.

Anakin: At least you know you still exist, son. We should never have given the franchise over to that grubby, nostalgia-driven, ungrateful OT prick who hated everything but the first two to begin with.

Luke: Got any idea about what we can do?

Anakin: I'm gonna go drown myself in the Dune Sea.

Luke: But you're a ghost. That won't work, Father.

Anakin: (sniff) I know...

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Ghost Tony: It's worse. It's so much worse.

Old Man Rogers: Calling that director "Jar Jar Abrams" feels like an insult to a character that actually was faithful to others around him.