User blog:Nobody700/Arrow Reviews: Episode 44, 45, and 46; The Archer, the Terminator, and the Reviewer.

Now, it's time. We started season 2 with high hopes, and while flaws have shown, we have seen improvement. Can the final trilogy go on?! Let's see!

City of Blood
While Moria's funeral is on, Blood is sworn into mayor. Ollie is gone, while everyone else mourns her. It's rather dark, and it shows the grim situation the heroes are in. Blood is mayor, Oliver is broken, and we lost a great character. Well, could be worse. Could be Slade is decapitating everyone. Well we do have Blood telling Thea that he wants to see Oliver, and Thea is angry at Oliver. Seems Ollie has been gone for days. Well Blood says meh, time to move on. Sorry Blood that not everyone in your life isn't awful. Felicity is crying while she says she never liked Moria. Kind of awful to say at the funeral. Diggle says she is crying for Ollie. Well Isabel gloats, saying Ollie ran away to the island. What a bitch. Well Walter tries to be a character again, but no one is buying it. Thea says that she died of a lie. She seems to be pissed at Ollie for never warning them. Maybe Oliver never wanted to talk about him for well... Those reasons.

Well at the island, Oliver and Sara head to the sub with Anatoli. Ollie kinds of regrets giving him super drugs. Anatoli knows subs, but Japanese may be tough. Everything is in Japanese, and him watching only dubs have ruined him for this. Thank go I watch sub and dub. Well Lance and Laurel talk of Sara, when Laurel says Blood is shady. But because she isn't on drugs, she can now use reason. Lance ask why, and Laurel finds it weird that Blood is mayor when Moria died. Laurel says that now she is 100% trustworthy cause she is not drinking booze in the bathroom anymore. Toilet wine. Well Blood sets up his new law... PURGE! Blood gets a call from his dad. He's disappointed Blood Hasn't been at the funeral lately. Well it seems it's Slade, who is so proud of his puppet.

Blood is now sad. Now Roy is being worked on and everyone plays surgery on him. First, get the items, and put them in his body. Diggle realizes that Isabel must have Mirakuru. Felicity hasn't found Oliver anywhere, not even at New York helping Ninja Turtles. Diggle though still wants to find Oliver. He asks the one person who can help them. BATMAN! Or Amanda Waller. She was my 17th choice. Waller dislikes Diggle, but he says let him find Ollie. She says no, and Felicity orgasams looking at computers. Diggle tells Amanda that Slade has an army. Amanda sadly, does not have a hulk. Thea is met up by Isabel, who tells her she's sorry about her mom, and she wants the bar. Seems the bar was under the Queen name. She gives Thea 5 seconds before she calls the cops. Laurel decides to meet up with Blood.

You know, this sounds really weird. Just watch the episode, it makes more sense.

So Blood goes WTF, and Laurel says she has a case he can help on.

Laurel: Yes, where were you eating babies?!

That, and she needs help to stop evil people. Blood begins to tell a long boring story about... Laurel interrupts him? Yes! No more boring stories. Well she runs off while it seems she placed a tracker on his desk. Looks like a good table, but I prefer Mahogany.

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Using other people who are funnier then you is a classic staple of reviews. Well Lance has the place wire tapped and the tech guy pisses his pants. Nothing really bad except that he has a paper of the death of Moria... A DAY BEFORE! MY GOD... BLOOD IS A SPEEDSTER!

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Nah, he's not a speedster. Also, can't wait to review your episode Mark! Well Felicity hits on a computer, and she admits that Amanda is scary. Amanda sees that Oliver is at his lair... The other lair. He's been cheating on his lair! My god! Well Anatoli admits he can ride bikes underwater, and I am impressed. Oliver says they should blow up the ocean to get free. Anatoli says they must steer the submarine during the explosion. Problem is, they do... THEY DIE! That's a serious design flaw. Well Oliver is at his lair, singing 'HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME' while he says he was at the funeral, but left. Too sad. Seems he has used this lair many a time to just be alone.

Well he tells the story of how he could have saved Slade, but decided to kill him. Well Oliver is ready to quit the game. Give up, and head to Slade. Oliver is ready to die, to make Slade stop this. Felicity says that is crazy, and tells him that she never gave up, and believed in herself, and that's how she met Oliver. Oliver tells her that he must die to save others. Jesus style. Looks like Slade won. Oliver is ready to die. No one can stop him, not even Diggle, Felicity, or Thea. Thea finds out she is Batman, except without the money. Oliver comes in to say sorry for the whole thing, he was grieving in his own way. Seems Thea is leaving Starling. Oliver agrees. He tells her to just go so she can escape the family. Thea says sure, and they hug.

Oliver tells her he always loved her, no matter what. Even when she cockblocked him with that Victoria's Secret model. My brother did that once. He's under. 6 feet. He calls Isabel, telling her he'll be at the pier.

Isabel: Which one?

Oliver: THE DEATH PIER!

Finally, I made that refrence. Series over. Well one of the side characters in the flashback says he has super cancer, and says he will sacrifice himself. At THE DEATH PIER, Ollie says everything started on that boat, and he wonders if anything would have happened. I say 30%. Well he says the game is up, and gets darted. He wakes up to find he's in the Quiver. Everyone is there, with Laurel there, to tell him they are the Arrow. Laurel says she found out, and no one told her. Definitely not Slade. Well she wants to see Ollie alone.

Laurel: I never had sex with a superhero before. Wanna do it in the suit?

Nah, that's what I would say if I found out my ex was a superhero. She asks if Tommy knew, and he says yeah. He says Tommy was cool, even in death. He's ready to save everyone, Jesus style. Laurel says don't, cause Passion of Christ was awful. She says that Thea will be in hell if he dies. She says that Oliver shouldn't give up. Ollie says he should. Laurel says he should fight, not die. She tells him Blood is working with Slade, and she has proof. Ollie hears this, and reacts with this about Blood.

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Seems Blood is gonna die. With an arrow shoved up his ass. Laurel says that now, Ollie has to go all badass on Blood's ass. At the sub, Oliver says ditch the sub, in case everything is fucked up. She does, and Oliver tells Super Cancer guy that he is brave. He says he is a coward while the guy says Ollie can be brave, cause he has proved it. Well Anatoli preps the torpedo, while Ollie aims and they fire it, and it hits the sub. Blood heads out, acting all happy. There, he sees Oliver. Oliver asks him to hang in private, while Diggle heads out to beat up Blood's accountant. Yeah, fuck accountants. He's ready to meet the most terrifying force in the Arrowverse. Felicity.

She will make you fall in love with her, and shatter your heart while making you feel like the asshole. That's her style. Of writing. Cause it's organic.

Well she knows his security number (Never put that in your underwhere) and gives half of it to a charity. She does the other half to green peace. She's a bitch with Wifi! Now, she then threatens his parents to lose their money. Harsh. I LIKE IT! Well he gives up at that, and gives them what they want. Blood and Oliver hang, and Ollie asks how Slade is doing. He tells Blood he is the arrow. Blood kicks himself for never knowing. Oliver and Blood argue about what is next. Blood thinks Slade will only hurt the city so he can lead it to perfection, while Oliver knows the city will be gone when he is done. Blood is a pawn. Blood though, think's he is key to the plan... When in reality, he is just a distraction for Oliver. That is Blood's role. Be a distraction.

He just doesn't know that. Well Thea leaves. See ya in 10 minutes! Oliver and Diggle head out to take out Slade where Laurel wants to help. Oliver says no, stay. She needs like, 12 levels of badass before she joins. It's time the three kick ass again. Or two with Felicity doing stuff in the background. But 3, none the less! Well Blood puts his mask on, and he is ready to play his part. He tells the army to cause chaos, while Diggle checks out the place. He places explosives near the entrance. Thea is ready to join the train, while one of the escapees is arrested. He sits down, looking ready to be evil. Felicity wonders if this is murder, and Ollie says nah, doesn't count. Well one of the goons finds him, and the two battle. Thankfully, he isn't nearly as strong as Curtis, so it's not so bad. He still gets his ass kicked, but he does okay. Laurel attacks the goon. Fails horribly. He does blow him up though.

He runs off with Laurel while Diggle waits for Ollie. Where he is attacked by Isabel, who wants revenge for Diggle shooting her. The goon asks for the time, and when he hears, says thanks, and starts to kill people. He even has his evil mask on, awwww. Well at the train station, one of the goons puts his mask on and starts killing people. Felicity gets called by Nisco. Fuckin Lisco. Well Oliver and Laurel are trapped. Thankfully, he blows up the ceiling to cover the way, while past him and Anatoli direct the sub. They do it, and now they can move. Too bad that Sara is being kidnapped. Roughly a few dozen of the Slade mooks head out. Fuck.

Score: 5. Average, nothing more, nothing less https://youtu.be/ussCHoQttyQ

Streets Of Fire
Previously, on the Arrow

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Well, that's bad. What do you say, judges?

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Umm, let's ask our guest speaker today!

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Well, nice to know. We have a super army of rapist, murders, serial killers, robbers, thieves, whores, and a guy who committed tax fraud ready to burn Starling City to the ground, Diggle ready to die, Oliver and Laurel trapped, Thea about to die, Lance and the police about to die, and I bit my tongue.

https://youtu.be/ZQrxH1CuuSA

So Oliver breaks out of the rubble while wondering why he was so stupid to do that. Oh yeah, kill Laurel. GENIUS! Well Diggle is about to die at Isabel's hands, and tries to fight. He fails horribly. Oliver learns that Laurel has plot armor, and is okay. He decides to find her, where she has her bows. He tells her to fire the explosive arrow to free them. Oh, this should be good. Well Isabel wants to kill Felicity, and is then hit by a van.

Points: 6

Felicity is glad she did not die. The two escape from Isabel, who very slowly follows them. Well the Slade goon battles the police, kicking ass and generally not dying. Lance attacks, but drops a grenade on him. It kills him, while everyone in the city panicks. Blood convinces the Governor not to help, while the DA says the police are unable to fight off the men in masks. Blood finds this hillarious, and tells her to stop PSM'ing. Meanwhile, Ray's fiancé should be dead right about... Now.

Poor Stupid Ray Moment: 1

Well Ollie teaches Laurel how to fire a bow, and she does. Oliver prays to every god, even Zeus, the man whore God. Well she is free, and they hug. They retreat while Diggle tells Ollie shit is going down. The submarine gang decide to save Sara, and Oliver tells Anatoli to blow up the ship if he doesn't come back in time. Well the Slade good at the train station attacks everyone, but is arrowed by Malcolm, who uses explosives. He then goes Darth Vader on Thea. Who already knew. Laurel tells her dad she's safe, while Lance tells her to hide. Seems the military is coming in to help with the situation. Too think, 50 guys have taken down maybe almost 1/10 of Starling in less then an hour. Good news, we have the cure!

Bad news, the guy with the cure is heavily injured. Nice to know the gang never talk about him. Fuckin Bisco. Well he panics, and asks for help. Laurel heads to the police, while Oliver has to save everyone. Seems though, Slade had the phone tapped, and sends a guy at him. Well everything in the city is on fire while Anatoli warns Oliver of fucking with Slade. Oliver warns him, and Anatoli says they will be best friends. Maybe flashbacks in season 5, no? Well Ollie leaves to save Sara. Lance tells Pike that Blood is the cause for this, and says the chief must stop him. Chief is dead. Next guy... The Arrow!

Well Lance tells him that the only way to stop mask men, is with a masked man. Pike also gives him his old job back. Well Laurel heads out, and oh shit, goon. Well Sara is there. Hurray! They run away while Laurel hugs Sara. Sara looks so confused. Well the DA wonders if she should go all hero while everyone in the building is murdered by a goon. Blood tells him to stop, and the guy says no, killing her. He doesn't have to listen to him, he's too busy doing his job. Killing people. Well the gang head out to find the cure while Ollie is called by Lance, who says how they can help. Oliver tells him to contain them, they will find the cure. Well while heading out, a few goons chase them, and push cars to block them. The car is taken out, and the goons encircle them. Well the gang heads out, ready to fight. Ollie causes the van to blow up to knock the goons out.

Thea runs away as fast as she can, and hides. I play hide and seek with my dad, and we're really good. Been playing since 24 years! Where are you dad? Well, Malcolm tries to tell Thea he isn't half bad. He just likes murdering people. She says fuck off, and she hates him, and his face is stupid, and she prefers the Classic Who. Malcolm asks her to join him to survive. Slade looks out to see the city burning, while Isabel is with him. Slade wishes Shado was here, and even Isabel doesn't know of Shado. Well Blood is pissed, asking WTF about the attack, saying it has gone too far. Slade asks WTF, he's Big Boss, he doesn't have to listen to Blood. He says the city must burn, to avenge Shado. Well, at least Blood gets to live.

The sisters find a few dead bodies while Sara and Laurel kind of feel bad... Or talk. Sara tells Laurel she was being a ninja assassin babe while Laurel was eating chocolate chip cookie dough. She says she is the Canary... Of death! She says that's a pretty name, and they hug. Well Ollie finds Sara on the boat, and they escape... Or not. Oliver has to cure Slade. Sara says that's crazy, and he should just go with her. Ollie says he has to save Slade, no matter what. Well, they head out. Well the gang find the guy... Or not, cause he dead. Plus, the cure is gone. Well, could be worse... Well Slade has his cure, and is glad. Okay, it's worse. They also hear that's the only cure they can make. It's all gone. Okay, it really is the worst.

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Ollie wonders how bad he fucked up, and probably thinks he screwed everything up ever. He failed the city. He has failed everyone in his life, and him trying to go on has ended on failure. Felicity counters that everyone who tried to hurt people, he stopped. If they can't beat Slade, they should at least try. Cause now, Oliver isn't alone. He's in a team.

Points: 7

Well Sara hears how to help someone, and she does. Seems like...

OKAY, FUCK THIS STUPID CLICHE! The parent who runs out of a burning building while their child is inside. Fuck that parent. Your child will die, and you except OTHERS to help, when you RAN THE FUCK OUT OF THE BUILDING?! YOU ARE THE WORST PARENT EVER! 'My life, no way! Others, HURRY UP OR YOU ARE SCUM!' Fuck you lady, and everyone who does that.'

Well you get the drill, Sara saves the kid and bonds with them and all that shit. Uggh, I hate this stupid thing. Well Malcolm battles a new goon, and has to save Thea. The two seem pretty equal, where Malcolm kills him with an arrow. Ollie gets a call from... Blood. Seems working for a guy named Terminator was not good. But he has the cure! Victory! Well Felicity stays behind to protect Roy, while the others head out to see if Blood is honest. Meanwhile, Roy dreams of electric sheep. If you get that refrence, have a cookie. Blood tells Ollie a boring story of how his dad beat him, and he wants Ollie to stop Slade. Seems Slade is ready to kill who Ollie loves the most. Diggle, hide! Blood hands him the cure, and he says he will fix Starling. Oliver finds this idea stupid. Blood blackmails Ollie, and is ready to become the scrappy of season 3.

Well a random cop says Sara is a hero, while she arrested that parent for child abuse. Isabel comes in, saying she will not let Blood become a scrappy of season 3. She kills him. HOORAY! Now only Malcolm will be the scrappy. Also it looks like Blood... Just got bloodier.

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They get the cure, and are ready too... Oh man, Diggle spills it. Ollie plans to inject Roy with the cure, that could kill him. I'm feeling generous, so I won't make it a poor stupid Roy Moment. The sub duo find Slade. Not good. The news tells them that the military is here... But not the army. Oh man, that's not good. Well they inject Roy with the cure... Fruit Punch. He dies.

Nah, that's too cruel, even for me. Felicity is called by Lance, who tells he to turn on the TV. They see that well... Argus has the place on lockdown. Oliver calls Amanda, and asks her WTF. She says she is terrified of Slade, cause he will go after heer. She has to kill him. She's ready to destroy the city to save the country from Slade. He says he has the cure. She says no, she don't give a fuck. Ollie injects Roy with the cure. Malcolm sees Thea has a gun on him, and he goes don't shoot me. Please Thea, shoot him! Kill him! PLEASE! HE MADE SEASON 3 SHIT, PLEASE! She shoots. YAY! Too bad I know he lives.

Score: 7. Pretty good, but could be better. https://youtu.be/3suGfhnT2Sg

Unthinkable
It's the season finale people, and what have we learned?

Fruit punch can cure lives, parents are shit, Malcolm is so dead he's not dead, Blood is basically a joke, Isabel gets hit with trucks, Ollie whines, Ray is a pussy, Roy is a coma pussy, S.T.A.R labs just lost 1/4 of their people, Amanda is mean, Slade is crazy, Anatoli likes submarines, Diggle digs it, Shado likes the ground more then Ollie, and I don't know what I'm doing. Also Thea runs away a lot. Now, the conclusion!

Ollie sees the cure is not working on Roy. The alarm on the place goes off, and it seems Slade's mooks have invaded the place. Roy wakes up, only to find he lost his powers, and gets his ass kicked.

Poor Stupid Roy moment: 38

Felicity is attacked, and they save her and retreat. Well the place explodes, and we see it was Lyla who blew it up. Damn son, marry that woman. Well the mooks break everything while the gang head to the base that had broken by the goons. Lyla wants to stop the drone strike, and Oliver tells Diggle and Lyla to stop Amanda. He says they need to make more arrows. For a cure. Well Thea fires her gun, that shoots Malcolm. Yay! Turns out Malcolm has Kevlar. Fuck. Thea wants to kill him, and he says that meh, being shot is classic. He says he's proud of how douchey she is. She runs away, sad. Well while Lance tries to motivate people, they hear the cries of the dying. Seems Pike needs help. Let em die. Sara sets up a meeting with someone, who darts Laurel. Hah, classic. Roy is sad that no one loves him.

No one should, Roy. Sara comes in, with her Girlfriend and her army of friends. Nyssa flirts with Felicity a little. Sara made a deal with the gang, she joins if they help. The booty is worth it. Well Ollie recruits Roy. His hero name... Human Target. Nah, that's stupid. His name will be... Bitch boy. Roy calls Thea, who's pissed that Malcolm is alive. She gets called by Roy who asks if she's alright, and he tells her to head to his place. She says sure, and Malcolm asks about Roy. He's disappointed by Roy, and says he's bad. Thea says fuck off, she's gonna hang with Roy. A statement no one has ever said. The Slade mook is attacked, and cured.

Why do they act like robots being turned off?

Well Oliver and Sara battle Slade and his goons with the assassins. Slade gets out, and both Nyssa and Sara defeat Isabel. She says she won... And is killed by Nyssa.

Points: 6

Nyssa never liked the Terminator franchise. Well at the boat, Slade is pissed people are dying while he is dying to create an army. Well evil Shado tells Slade to kill Ollie. Anatoli decided to kick ass, and fires his missile at Slade. Well it hits. At the police station, another mook is there, who beats up Lance and kidnaps Laurel. Amanda has her bombs ready, and is about to fire. Lance heads out, and finds the gang. Felicity finds that the men are escaping the city before Amanda blows it up. Fuck Amanda, even your crazy idea doesn't work. Well Lance says they have to save Laurel, and even he says that Oliver should kill everyone there. Felicity says that he is wrong though. Ollie says Lance is right, he needs to go all out. Ollie must defeat him without breaking his code.

Well Roy is sad, and he and Thea meet up. He apologizes, while saying he is not crazy anymore. They hug, and he says he has stopped being a hero. Thea says they should leave Starling, and he agrees. He does get texted though, that he needs to get milk or fight off criminals. He asks if she trusts him. She says sure, whatev. He says after this, they can be free. At the mansion, Ollie tells her to hide here, cause he doesn't want Slade to get her... Because he loves her. Lyla also tells Diggle. She loves him, while Amanda finds the gang of hers she sent is now dead. Thankfully, our heroes are here. Everyone battles in a climatic fight to end the fights.

Arrows are flown, punches are punched, and Diggle even knocks a bitch out while he sends Suicide Squad to kick ass. Lyla also made sure he won't explode. Well the battle is epic, and I love it.

Points: 7

Bodies everywhere, and even Rou does okay. Nyssa even saves Sara, while Lance saves Nyssa. Well, that's it. Slade's army is defeated, while his boat is blown up, and Oliver defeats the rest of his men on the boat. Slade and Oliver battle while Sara is beat up by Slade, and disappears. Well Thea finds out that Roy has arrows. That bastard, how dare he have arrows. Well Amanda's men are attacked by Suicide squad and Diggle. He calls the drone off, with Amanda angry. Amanda also tells Diggle that Lyla is pregnant. Daww, that's adorable. Can't wait for the baby's gender to change. Well Slade says he ha both Laurel AND Felicity, and even he thinks she's hot. Hell, he's not even into blondes.

Well Ollie finds Slade, who tells tales of how he gonna kill Oliver. He has Felicity with him.

Slade: Let me kill her, before she ruins season 4!

He also has Laurel brought up.

Mook: YES, IT IS I, THE TAX FRAUD MAN! They say I would be the first to go! Well who's laughing now?

Slade is ready to kill Felicity and Laurel, where Ollie asks if Slade is crazy. He says yeah, I am crazy. Oliver says that the Shado in Slade's head is fake, and everything he has done is stupid. Ollie says that Slade must grow beyond his hate to tell him he forgot one thing. Felicity has a cure. He is injected, and we learn everything was a ploy to get in that position.

Points: 8

The tax fraud guy is taken out by Sara. Oliver and Slade battle in an awesome fight in both the present and past. One where Ollie is weak and battling Slade with Mirakuru, and another where Oliver is strong and battling Slade without Mirakuru. He is ready to kill Ollie in both fronts, where Oliver fights on even after fighting someone stronger. Slade says that Ollie will always be a murderer, like on the island. Slade is trapped on the boat, and he promises to kill Oliver and everyone he loves. Ollie arrows him in the eye. Ouch. The boat begins to sink while Oliver and Slade fight on in the present. Oliver finally ties up Slade, defeating him. Slade says he won, no matter what. Too bad he didn't account for Ollie telling Amanda to stop the drones, cause he defeated everyone. Amanda says sure, and stops the drone. Oliver must do what he had always had to do with Slade.

Sara decides to head out with Nyssa, and everyone tells her they love her. Can't wait for you to die! Also Lance wants Nyssa to die. Don't blame her, she's a shitty girlfriend. But an amazing lover. Sara gives Laurel her jacket, saying she should become a hero. Laurel says sure. Can't wait for you to die! Well Lance says this can only end badly. If you only knew. Lance begins to head out, and uh oh, internal bleeding! Looks like being pounded around all this trilogy was bad. Well Roy heads home to find Thea gone. She left him.

Poor stupid Roy Moment: 39

Thea handed him a note, saying Thea is bad, and now she hates everyone. She is no longer Thea Queen... She is Thea Merlyn. Well fuck. Can't wait for you to... Oh, you didn't die. Yet? Well Slade wakes up in a prison, where Oliver says Slade can't be evil now. Oliver even says that Slade will never break out, not even if he and Thea come back to the island. Oliver does thank him for giving him the strength to come home, and says he will live for that. Well Slade rants that he will kill Oliver, somehow, someway. Maybe in a season 3 episode, or in the future with his son, or even something involving Aliens. BUT SOMEHOW, HE WILL KILL HIM! HE KEEPS HIS PROMISES! No prison can hold Slade. But what about an island?

Yep, LIAN YU, BITCH!

Points: 9

Best idea for a prison, ever. Well Ollie and the gang head out back home, while Oliver says that the island will hold any prisoner now. Seems Ollie needs to get a job. I know a place that needs a hot dog vendor. Well Felicity tells Ollie he was smart to use the love ploy, and he is totally not in love with her. I'd find this sweet... If I haven't seen the fallout.

Writers, why do all this stuff, and then torpedo it? Well Felicity asks Ollie how he knows to fly a plane if he spent 5 years on the island. He tells her the reason is... He was in China, being used as an agent by Amanda. So the island is more of... A choice of words.

Score: 9, A great episode with little to no flaws. https://youtu.be/MdN0NXgjsn8

MVC: Oliver, for having all his problems solved by friendship, a few choice words, and lots of ass kicked.

MSC: That lady who left her child to die. She should stop being a parent, now.

Thoughts: What a trilogy! Ass kicked, Slade is gone, and new intrigue in China! Can Ollie get his job back, will Diggle be a good dad, can Felicity still be dorky, and can past Ollie save China from a new threat? Yes, yes, yes, and yes. But at least stick around, and check out my next review series, THE FLASH, where the impossible becomes impossible... In a TV budget. Well, stick around for the next season of Arrow!