Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5536445-20190416045240/@comment-5536445-20190417203954

Constantine: Okay, this faeces joke has gone on far too long. Swamp Thing!

Swamp Thing: Yes?

Constantine: We need some help turning something into fertilizer.

Swamp Thing: Can't. I'm busy promoting my upcoming TV series.

Constantine: Didn't that get cancelled?

Swamp Thing: Nah, that's just a bunch'a G. Gordon Godfrey nonsense. The trailer just dropped.

Constantine: God, I need to get off this bloody ship before Kipling beats me to it!