Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5441128-20171228230630/@comment-27700324-20180110142412

Dragonfly82 wrote: Xandermcc wrote: Dragonfly82 wrote: Xandermcc wrote: Dragonfly82 wrote: Xandermcc wrote: Dragonfly82 wrote:

Xandermcc wrote: Barry: I'm in jail.

(Iris pushes someone off a building)

Iris: No Barry, we are in jail. (Iris locks herself in Barry's cell)
 * Barry: Warden?
 * Warden: What do you want?
 * Barry: Can I get my own cell?
 * Warden: Why?
 * Iris: Yeah? What is that Barry?

Iris: No, Barry. We got our own cell.

Barry: Well now i have all the time in the world to tell Iris how we are not the Flash, but i am.
 * Warden: I am not sure, both of you can share this one jail cell. We could have more to put in like An unnamed mugger is a criminal in Central City with considerable bad luck of being apprehended by vigilantes.

Barry: I didn't see my costume and S.T.A.R labs under the papers we signed after our marriage!
 * Iris: No, you are not. We are married. I own half.

Iris: I put it under recreational activities.

Iris: So because i feel we are Team Flash, i fired everyone else.
 * Iris: Someone made unpleasant statements on legal documents that Cisco was the leader who happened to fall into the paper shredder. Stupid interns.

Barry: WHAT?! Who is going to defend the city?

Iris: Nobody, we are the city.