Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5536445-20190416045240/@comment-5536445-20190605230806

Lyla: Welcome to Blind Dating! The hit new show from the CW bringing you all your Romantic Plot Tumors, and making them better! I'm your host, Lyla Michaels! And today we're gonna be taking a look at Wally West and...LINDA PARK!

Wally: So...reporter, huh?

Linda: Hmm...and...you are...

Wally: Uh...fastest man alive?

Linda: Don't flatter yourself

Wally: KID. I-I meant kid. Fastest kid alive...even though I'm like...26...

Linda: Okay...I don't think this is gonna work...

Wally: Yeah, Berlanti kinda ruined any chance we had...but if that's true then who set up this whole TV Show thing?

MEANWHILE

Monitor: (grinning maniacally) The pieces will fall into place...I will make Oliver Queen more comic-accurate before he dies.

Barry: Okay, I get that, but how does making Oliver more comic-book accurate have anything to do with getting Wally and Linda together like in the comics?

Monitor: The universe is a complex piece of machinery and balance must be maintained. One change requires another, and so the dominos will fall into place.

Lyla: By the way, you do know that Oliver kinda took my place as Harbinger, right?

Monitor: OH...SHIT.

Barry: You alright?

Monitor: D'UH...UHH...t-the universe is a complex piece of machinery!